![]() Secretary of Education, Betsy Devos, said, “This coming fall we will be rolling out our new Packing For School initiative. We need the four Rs back in our schools, uh, reading, rifles, republicans, uh, Russia …no, not Russia, not Russia. Just as powerful as the shit our teachers will be packing next fall. The right to bear arms comes directly to us from bears… Fine, I wasn’t listening to that gun guy’s whole speech today, but it was powerful. I am a firm believer in our 2nd Amendment rights. The President told the press today, “Do you remember the movie Death Race 2000? That was a great movie, and that is the idea behind this new idea, which is good idea, because it’s my idea. He’s talking about the NRA’s executive management, of course. With this small tweak to our nation’s educational system, The Donald hopes to enrich the lives of those involved with one of our most crucial occupations. There’s the potential for extra vacation time for 2nd Amendmenting any member of a minority, and double points will be rewarded for those also registered as a Democrat. Additional cash can be earned for both type of weapon as well as confirmed on-campus kill shots. ![]() His other idea involves giving bonuses to armed teachers. ![]() Yes! He wants to write a book about it! Once he learns to read, of course. Tweet Tower-President Donald Trump is responding to the massive outcry to the recent Florida school shooting with a novel idea. ![]()
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